This time in two weeks time the Panto will be over and done with. This is a scary thought as we have no scenery, only a few finished costumes, and hardly anyone knows all their lines yet. Even worse - I now have to sing...
How does this happen?
Every year I say:
"I'm not singing. I refuse to sing. There is no way on God's green earth are you going to get me to sing..."
Every time I end up singing.
This time I get to murder four Elvis songs in cold blood in front of witnesses. Sorry Elvis.
This morning I took a long look at the arse end of a Renault Megane regarded by most people as the ugliest arse end of a car of this, or any other century. The megane is almost passable from the front but walk round the back of it and looks like someone did origami with the original drawings before they went into production. It's awful. Ugly Ugly Ugly.
How does this happen?
Every year I say:
"I'm not singing. I refuse to sing. There is no way on God's green earth are you going to get me to sing..."
Every time I end up singing.
This time I get to murder four Elvis songs in cold blood in front of witnesses. Sorry Elvis.
This morning I took a long look at the arse end of a Renault Megane regarded by most people as the ugliest arse end of a car of this, or any other century. The megane is almost passable from the front but walk round the back of it and looks like someone did origami with the original drawings before they went into production. It's awful. Ugly Ugly Ugly.
As I was looking at this thing (the one I was looking at had a strange angular two-tone paint job which made it look even more awful than the one in this picture) it occurred to me that the recent riots and unrest in Paris were nothing to do with social deprevation. What was the major target for the rioters? Cars, that's what. They firebombed every vehicle they could find - and if they were all Meganes I don't blame them.
"To 'ell wiz ze social deprevation it eez ze ugly ferking cars we canno stand no more! A bas les voitures de merde Francais*!"
*Berlingos not included.
"To 'ell wiz ze social deprevation it eez ze ugly ferking cars we canno stand no more! A bas les voitures de merde Francais*!"
- Current Listening to Random Breakbeat streaming from here
*Berlingos not included.
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